... Short Jokes 4 U - Laugh Starter

Short Jokes 4 U - Laugh Starter

Fresh, Hilarious & Entertaining Stuff For All Age Groups...


Marriage Anniversary

Wife: Do you remember anything. Today is our marriage anniversary?
Husband: Oh I forgot... lets have 2 minutes silence!

Dead Man

What to be put in dead man mouth?
Him: Cement..
Me: Why?
Him: Because there is life in this cement!

Live Happily

Man to priest: Please sir, give me any solution because I am no getting married!
Priest: Stop taking blessing of elders "Live happily"

Innocent man, but wife beating

Wife was beating husband..

Neighbor interrupted, why are you doing this with innocent man?
Wife: He is not innocent, I called him than a girl said "The person you are trying to reach is busy on another call, please try again later."

I am fed up

Husband: Daily you force me to eat Spinach. I am fed up.
Wife: There is Iron in spinach.
Husband: So what, you want me to produce Iron rods out of me.

The moment

The moment when teacher in class appreciate you performance in class and you got confused: Is she insulting or...

Gift is Better

Wife to hubby: Today, I am in a very good mood, I want to give you a gift please!
Hubby: Leave the gift, Just speak politely with me, respect me, understand my problems.
Wife: No, I will gift you. It is preferable.

New Jokes Please

Some New Jokes for Joke Lover and these stuff is really very very helpful to take you right track of life so enjoy!

1. The Law of Common Sense

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

2. The Law of Reality

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

3. The Law of Self Sacrifice

When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

4. The Law of Volunteering

If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

5. Law of Drunkenness

You can't fall off the floor.

6. Main's Law

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

7. . I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

8. . When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?

9. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste


10. Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again."

Teachers Notice

Teacher sends notice to the parent: Please get your kid bath daily.
Mother replies: Please concentrate on kids study instead of smelling them!

Today is height of stupidity..
Entered in the court misunderstanding as Hotel.
Judge said -- order order..
I replied: One pack with some peanuts please!

If you Promise...

If you promise not to attach with me emotional, you can kiss my As .. yours truly - Donkey :)

Wife: whisper something dirty to me
Husband: Dishes!!

My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Is your face from McDonald's?
Because I'm loving it!

Girl Tired

If a girl says today I was very busy and tired that mean.....
She did 10 times selfies with different face expression, 5 times changed her DP on social media sites, tagged more than 50 people, and must have checked her like status after every 5 minutes...
Than... she deserves a tiredness... How hard!!

What do you do

I failed my driver’s test. The guy asked me "what do you do at a red light?" I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio… (Bill Braudis).

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you. (A. Whitney Brown)

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Must add aurora of Fun

Moments matter in life and difficulties often make you down but when you make your mind to overcome every tough situation - We can title you a person with full of life. When you enjoy every small giggles, chuckles, react on shared puns and spare time for amusement - You become a rock-star. It is smartest way of making life so perfect, healthy and likeable. We understand that seriousness matters in life and takes you next lever of success but you must add aurora of fun to make yourself relaxed and satisfied, It throws away lot of problems, diseases and keeps you fit.

So once again, we are back with wonderful new jokes to be shared with your friends/family, neighbors, colleagues or anyone you would like to start conversation:

1.) Girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh and puts her boyfriends head down and questions: 'Can you listen the ocean?''
He replies: 'Nope, but I can smell the fish.''

2.) Guys are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a single word they say.
Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Males are like .. Government Bonds ... . They take too long to mature.

3.) 2 lions walk into a shopping center and one says to the other "It's pretty quiet in here today."

Are you Alcoholic

Someone was advertising that if you are Alcoholic - WE CAN HELP YOU OUT!”

Spouse insisted - So I called them..

A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 2 and Get 1 Free”

My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!

All we need..

Life is really scary but sometime all we need is................. 100 Million $ Dollars...!!!:) to make us happy.