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Short Jokes 4 U - Laugh Starter

Fresh, Hilarious & Entertaining Stuff For All Age Groups...


That one thing

Can you answer what is that 1 thing which is always yours...never of your wife?
Mistake ::))

Laugh in a Seconds like crazies on these truly funny Jokes

We never leave any stone unturned to entertain our readers so here we come again with some of the truly funniest jokes to make you/anybody laugh in seconds.

We truly believe that life should be full of smile and you can count on us for this because we are entertaining the world from over a decade. So read, enjoy and share the best collection of newest pranks here:

1.) Husband with friend: I got up early in the morning and went to kitchen and made tea.
Than I got remember that wife has gone to her mom's house.
I am thinking: Was that love or her fear..

2.) Some boys luck is so bad that even in the game of keram, they won't win the queen.

3.) Wife: It is height. How many things a wife should take care? You, your family, your kids, your parents?
Husband: You just take care of your tongue everything else will be taken care of automatically.

4.) My tension increases when friends asks extra sheet in exam.

5.) The pain of break up can be expressed by a girl who recharges her phone herself.

6.) Wife: I would have been 'Time', everybody would have respected me.
Husband: Nope, Everybody would have said that Oh no, see bad time is coming..

The Jokes to Make Your Day

Do you know the another name of lucky person?

What are the 2 most dengerous weapons of this world
Wife's tears
Neighbour's smile

Dad why do you come to drop me at school? Other kids are being dropped by their mothers
Dad: That why I do

A girl gives pizza order in piza shop.
Waiter: Mam, should I cut it into 4 or 8 pieces?
Girl: 4 please because if i take 8 pieces, I can be fatty

Dad: Where are you son?
Son: Studying in hostel
You: At wne shop, right behind you

Good Mood

Once the husband was in good mood and said to wife: You are so beautiful, gorgeous and stunning. Your sense of humor is great and your common sense is amazing.
Wife: Thank you
Husband: Sorry - I was just joking!

Marriage Anniversary

Wife: Do you remember anything. Today is our marriage anniversary?
Husband: Oh I forgot... lets have 2 minutes silence!

Dead Man

What to be put in dead man mouth?
Him: Cement..
Me: Why?
Him: Because there is life in this cement!

Live Happily

Man to priest: Please sir, give me any solution because I am no getting married!
Priest: Stop taking blessing of elders "Live happily"

Innocent man, but wife beating

Wife was beating husband..

Neighbor interrupted, why are you doing this with innocent man?
Wife: He is not innocent, I called him than a girl said "The person you are trying to reach is busy on another call, please try again later."

I am fed up

Husband: Daily you force me to eat Spinach. I am fed up.
Wife: There is Iron in spinach.
Husband: So what, you want me to produce Iron rods out of me.

The moment

The moment when teacher in class appreciate you performance in class and you got confused: Is she insulting or...

Gift is Better

Wife to hubby: Today, I am in a very good mood, I want to give you a gift please!
Hubby: Leave the gift, Just speak politely with me, respect me, understand my problems.
Wife: No, I will gift you. It is preferable.

New Jokes Please

Some New Jokes for Joke Lover and these stuff is really very very helpful to take you right track of life so enjoy!

1. The Law of Common Sense

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

2. The Law of Reality

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

3. The Law of Self Sacrifice

When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

4. The Law of Volunteering

If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

5. Law of Drunkenness

You can't fall off the floor.

6. Main's Law

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

7. . I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

8. . When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?

9. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste


10. Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again."

Teachers Notice

Teacher sends notice to the parent: Please get your kid bath daily.
Mother replies: Please concentrate on kids study instead of smelling them!

Today is height of stupidity..
Entered in the court misunderstanding as Hotel.
Judge said -- order order..
I replied: One pack with some peanuts please!

If you Promise...

If you promise not to attach with me emotional, you can kiss my As .. yours truly - Donkey :)

Wife: whisper something dirty to me
Husband: Dishes!!

My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Is your face from McDonald's?
Because I'm loving it!

Girl Tired

If a girl says today I was very busy and tired that mean.....
She did 10 times selfies with different face expression, 5 times changed her DP on social media sites, tagged more than 50 people, and must have checked her like status after every 5 minutes...
Than... she deserves a tiredness... How hard!!